A Platform Adventure

Super Baratheon Bros

From the muster fields to the Iron Throne — one king, one hammer, and every obstacle the realm can muster.

Level I Score 0 Rubies 0 ♥♥♥ Best 0

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The battlefield demands width — the game will fill the screen.

Arrows / A D to run · Space or W to jump (hold for higher) · X to swing · P to pause · Stomp or swing to fell foes

The March to the Throne

The Road

Three marches east: the Stormlands, the Dragon Queen’s Road, and the Dragon’s Lair — each harder than the last, each ending at a stag banner, the final one at the Iron Throne itself. Fall into the dark and it costs a heart and restarts the march.

The Foes

Unsullied hold their posts and Dothraki ride down intruders; boars charge on sight — watch for the “!”. Khal Drogo lunges and the dragon queen quickens as she’s wounded; both shrug off rapid blows, so space your strikes. Drogon rules the sky at the last: man the scorpion and press X to loose a bolt, step away when he draws breath at it, and return to shoot in the lull. Six bolts bring the dragon down — and only then is the throne yours to take.

The Hammer & the Boot

Stomp foes from above for a bounce, or swing the hammer with X to strike ahead. Both work on everything — the khal simply requires persistence, as ever.

The Spoils

Rubies pay 25 apiece. The wineskin grants seven seconds of strongwine — faster, untouchable, and lethal on contact. The antlers grant an extra heart, up to five.

A maester's note: an original fan-made game, built from scratch for this site. No relation to any plumber, Italian or otherwise.